Audrey's Karma

The 13th episode of Life of a Hugh.

Next episode: One of the Boys

Synopsis
Hugh gives Audrey a taste of her own medicine when she ruins Hugh's childhood book he loved reading.

Character Appearances:

 * Hugh Lawson
 * Alana Lawson
 * Amanda Lawson
 * Angela Lawson
 * Abby Lawson
 * Anna Lawson
 * Alison Lawson
 * Ashley Lawson
 * Audrey Lawson
 * Amber Lawson
 * Alicia Lawson

Transcript
It was a chaotic Saturday in the Lawson home.

Hugh was cleaning up his room when Audrey came in.

Audrey: I want someone to take me dress shopping. And since you're the only one who can drive...

Hugh: Save it. I need to clean up my room so it looks good before I head to college. I can't live in a pigsty ALL my life... Now can I?

Audrey: You've lived in dirt all your life before and you never did anything before. NOW TAKE ME DRESS SHOPPING!

Hugh: No way! Go ask Mom!

Audrey: She's absorbed in her dumb taxes. Now take me!

Hugh: Just go.

Audrey grumbled.

Audrey: Fine. But you're gonna get it!

Audrey stormed off.

Hugh wasn't listening as he was dusting off his night table.

Hugh: Yeah, sure. Whatever.

~ ~ ~

A while later, Hugh went to the kitchen to get a snack, then went back to his room.

Hugh: And now to organize my bookshelf.

He went to his bookshelf and noticed that one of his books was ripped up on the ground.

Hugh: What the? Who did this to my old Amelia Bedelia book?

Audrey came in with an evil grin.

Audrey: I hope you don't mind, I did a little rearranging.

Hugh: And you RUINED my book! Why?

Audrey: Oh puh-lease! You haven't read that horrible book in 10 years. I know. Alana told me.

Hugh rolled his eyes.

Hugh: What if I wanted to save that book for when I have kids!? Now I can't even do that.

Audrey: You'll never have kids. No wife would stick with you for THAT long.

Hugh got really angry.

Hugh: THAT'S IT! STAY OUT OF MY ROOM! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS ONE DAY!

Audrey got scared and fled Hugh's room.

Hugh: She really will get it... One day, I know she will.

~ ~ ~

The next day, Hugh plotted the ultimate plan to get back at Audrey. And he got all the other sisters in on it.

Alicia: Are you sure this will work?

Hugh: Positive. Audrey's at ballet class now. So the coast will be clear when we go into her room and tear everything apart.

Ashley: But her room's also MY room.

Hugh: Right. No worries, we won't be touching any of your stuff.

Ashley: Okay, then.

Hugh: So who's with me?

Lawson sisters (in unison): We are!

Hugh: Good! Now let's do this!

~ ~ ~

After a while, the rest of the sisters tore up Audrey's half of her and Ashley's room while Hugh was keeping a lookout for Audrey.

He saw Audrey come through the front door.

Hugh: Guys, she's coming. Scatter!

The rest of his sisters all ran out of Audrey's room.

Audrey went towards her room only to see Hugh sitting in the hallway.

Audrey: Hugh, what are you doing?

Hugh: Just hanging out.

Audrey: Beside my room? What are you up to?

Hugh: Nooothing...

Audrey: Yeah, likely story.

Hugh: It's true. Now I gotta go.

Hugh ran off.

Audrey went into her room and saw the mess on her side of the room.

Audrey: HUGH, I WILL KILL YOU!

Hugh overheard Audrey.

Hugh: Uh-oh. Guess I should've thought this through.